The story goes...
Once upon a time there was a gang of mean,rotten, mad and totally fed up kitties who wandered the countryside (neighborhood) taking great pleasure in being down right unpleasant to all unfortunate dogs who crossed theri path. Talk about a chip on the ole's shoulder...These boys wre a dog's worst nightmare! They were really, really scary.
Their extreme nastiness was born from an early exposure to a particularly stinky old dog known as Doofus, who viewed cat chasing as a most worthy pastime. Doofus was, well, a Doofus...and never quite managed to catch anyone too seriously, but just the same, life was difficult for the impressionable young kitties.
They never forgot...and vowed to dedicate their lives to their cause: The advancement of dog harrassment. So look out dogs...these bad boys may be lurking round your next hydrant.
But wait there's more. Most dogs have met up with a cat that's beggin' for an attitude adjustment. This encounter can be exciting, scary or even down right humilating (being chased by a ferocious cat while other dogs watch).